1 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:52,094 We have ruined our planet at our own request. 2 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:57,724 Actually, it was predictable. 3 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,564 We were like the Titanic. 4 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:06,400 Only, we did know that we were heading 5 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,777 for an iceberg, and we were about to crash into it. 6 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,031 But no one wanted to slow down. 7 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,578 We had a great time on our Earth. 8 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:20,330 The band carried on playing 9 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,125 and no one wanted to stop that joyful party. 10 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,919 The temperatures rose rapidly. 11 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:29,756 The ice sheets melted, flooding the continents completely. 12 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:33,093 Methane was just one thing that the permafrost released. 13 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:35,596 It also released viruses and bacteria, unknown to scientists, 14 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:38,557 which waited dormant for us for millions of years. 15 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,102 They waited patiently to kill us. 16 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,189 It was too late to save the Earth. 17 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,195 The world governments devoted the last funds to construct rockets, 18 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,906 which were supposed to take survivors into space. 19 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:58,994 The politicians and the mighty of this world got the flight. 20 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:02,080 Only, they didn't have a precise plan as to a destination. 21 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:04,708 After all, there is no spare Earth. 22 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:13,550 They surely have died of cosmic radiation 23 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,887 or killed each other fighting for the last supplies on the Arks. 24 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:27,356 Smart and exhausted, Earth rid itself of its greatest enemy... us. People. 25 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:34,154 Meanwhile, the survivors took shelter in safe places. 26 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:36,448 In makeshift houses on mountain tops, 27 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:39,868 high enough to stay above the contaminated zone. 28 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:41,620 I have no idea whether they are still alive. 29 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,539 Is my family still alive? 30 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:45,123 I believe they are. 31 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:50,003 That is why I'm still here, lonely but not alone. 32 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,845 I've got a tin companion. 33 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:02,057 It's a third-generation R-WAR 5 series small military robot. 34 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:07,604 It is pretty battered because it served in the Climate Wars. 35 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:10,399 It rattles and looks pretty rough. 36 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,777 It was programmed to protect me. 37 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,363 Protect? Against whom? 38 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:20,492 His name is Artur. 39 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:25,289 I'm glad he's here. At least there is someone I can talk to. 40 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,903 Artur, I'm off to town. 41 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,989 I advise not to. It is a dangerous expedition. 42 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:43,158 It is a contaminated zone. 43 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:45,994 Please do not drink any water from that zone under any circumstances. 44 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:47,162 Not a drop. 45 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:49,289 I know what's there. 46 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:52,000 Patrol the base and do not let anyone in. 47 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,087 I am a patrol robot. 48 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,798 My duty is to protect your home, Ewa. 49 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,174 It's a joke. 50 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,593 You do know it's a joke, right? 51 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,304 Of course. 52 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:10,227 A joke is a short humorous form aimed to amuse the listener. 53 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:15,649 There are also grim jokes, black humor, or lame jokes, amusing solely the teller. 54 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,616 All right. Chill or you'll get sweaty. 55 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:36,295 Robots do not sweat. 56 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:40,132 That was the case of a lame joke. 57 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,511 I'll be back in a few hours. 58 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,656 Hello, Ewa. 59 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,116 Please provide the password. 60 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,035 Crimson. 61 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,453 Correct password. 62 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,246 How was your day? 63 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:26,376 I went to the mall, then I met a friend. We had coffee. 64 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,171 And in the evening, we went with some friends to a concert. 65 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,339 We had a great time. 66 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,472 I must fix this eye of yours. 67 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,856 Hello, Ewa. Please provide the password. 68 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:48,857 Bollocks. 69 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:53,362 Incorrect password. Please stand back or else I will use weapons. 70 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,740 Crimson. You stupid robot. 71 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,242 Correct password. 72 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,837 Turning the shower on. 73 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,388 Mayday, mayday. 74 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:23,100 This is Ewa Wisz. 75 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:29,815 This is 278054321, Spinnaker. 76 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:33,443 Call sign: Sierra 5 Lima 1 2. 77 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,904 My position is 78 00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:41,243 50°08'N 18°51'E. 79 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,956 I am alive and waiting for contact. 80 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,084 Hope I'm not alone in the world. 81 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,963 I am waiting for contact. 82 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:58,760 I am waiting for contact. 83 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:11,268 Artur, shall we play riddles? 84 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,605 I am a robot and I can answer any riddle. 85 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,485 I know, you always win. But let's play anyway. 86 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:27,034 Best of three and no math riddles. 87 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,995 Okay. The first riddle, please. 88 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:39,713 It shall definitely arrive, but it's never going to arrive today. What's that? 89 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,257 The correct answer is: tomorrow. 90 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:48,764 Now is my turn. What can't talk but will always speak back when you talk to it? 91 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,641 It's an echo. 92 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:04,530 You can break it without touching it. 93 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:07,574 The correct answer is: a promise. 94 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,701 Well done, robot. 95 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,287 It is a promise. 96 00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:14,498 Then, it is a draw. 97 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,291 My riddle now. 98 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:21,547 A man was 13 in 2040, but 8 in 2045. 99 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:22,965 How is it possible? 100 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,803 13 and later 8? 101 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,596 The time doesn't really go back. 102 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,850 It's a shame, really. 103 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:39,648 I know. He lived before Christ. 104 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,774 Very funny. 105 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:44,027 Correct. That is the right answer. 106 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:47,114 Another riddle for me, please. 107 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,587 You know this one? 108 00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:04,923 Three robots walk through a desert in a column. 109 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:11,305 The first one says, "In front of me I see the desert and two robots behind me." 110 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:16,727 The second one, in the middle, says, 111 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,521 "In front of me I see a robot and a robot behind me." 112 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:23,525 And the third one, the last one in the row, says, 113 00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:30,073 "In front of me I see two robots and one robot behind me." 114 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,368 Why does it say that? 115 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,040 What type are the robots? 116 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,503 And why does it matter? 117 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:45,088 What type are the robots? 118 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,760 Why did the last robot say it? 119 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,221 Come on, tell me. 120 00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:57,142 What? Don't you know the answer? 121 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,272 Well, only a human can answer that riddle. 122 00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,234 Which means I've won. 123 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,655 I've won with a robot, for the first time. Wow! 124 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,450 Please provide the correct answer. 125 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:17,204 I'm not telling you. You must have a think, robot. 126 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:50,237 Artur, why don't you marry me? 127 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,740 Matrimony is a legally approved relationship 128 00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:56,034 between two people. Usually a man and a woman. 129 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,078 It is concluded for joint life, 130 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:01,665 mutual help, and cooperation for the benefit of the established family. 131 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,087 I am sorry, Ewa. But no. 132 00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:09,882 I can't believe it. What an arrogant dude. 133 00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,134 I might be a good wife. 134 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,385 I'd cook for you, 135 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,469 look after you. 136 00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:17,055 Come on, Artur. Let's get old together. 137 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:20,225 Matrimony with a machine doesn't make any sense. 138 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:23,061 I would be your biggest mistake. 139 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,525 What does make sense anymore? 140 00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,616 Do you know what loneliness is? 141 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,122 I haven't got anybody left. 142 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:45,709 Anybody. Do you get it? 143 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:47,836 All I've got is you. 144 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,796 Where is Mr. Krzysztof? 145 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,465 I have not seen him for a while. 146 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,425 He must be commanding an army of robots somewhere. 147 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:56,053 Artur, how many times are you going to ask about that? 148 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,183 My father built this base. 149 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:05,437 And then, after the war, he went to his unit and brought you for me. 150 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,399 He took you from the ex-military storage. 151 00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:12,903 I remember that day when he left me with you quite clearly. 152 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,464 On that day, he said, 153 00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:35,717 "Don't worry, I'll be back in a few days. I promise. 154 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,929 This robot will protect you. 155 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:44,017 From this day, you are its owner, and you may give it orders." 156 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,321 But since you're here, 157 00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:02,786 and we are pretty familiar, I'm going to ask one more time. 158 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:06,081 Artur, will you marry me? 159 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,750 I am sorry. I must refuse. 160 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,086 Jesus, what is your problem? 161 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,713 Crimson. 162 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:16,508 A simple wife or husband failure may be a serious problem. 163 00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:19,428 And what then? When one of the spouses breaks down? 164 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,805 Then you can replace them with a new model. 165 00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:26,351 A robot is replaceable. I understand that. But can you replace a human? 166 00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:28,562 Everyone is replaceable. 167 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:32,191 For as long as mankind has existed, there have always been replacements, 168 00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:37,696 but the new model would sometimes turn out not to be a better one. 169 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:42,284 When you replace too much, 170 00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:46,079 then you just get to be on your own in the end. 171 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:56,757 Artur, do you know, we are probably alone in the world? 172 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,258 I can't confirm that. 173 00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:01,220 The last data I have is from the end of 2040. 174 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:04,723 The human population reached 9.5 billion people at that time. 175 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,892 Updated data is non-existent. 176 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:10,103 No access to updated databases. I am sorry, Ewa. 177 00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:13,524 I keep leaving information in the contaminated zone. 178 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,778 Last time, I did as well. 179 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,863 I hope that someone will find it. 180 00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:23,659 If there are no other people, why leave such information? 181 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:27,538 If they are gone, I can conclude that they've been annihilated. 182 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:31,291 We, robots, can't annihilate ourselves. 183 00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,794 Remind me of the three basic robot rules. 184 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:34,837 Rule one. 185 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,590 A robot may not hurt a human, neither through an act nor omission. 186 00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:40,759 Just change your voice to a more retro-ish one. 187 00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:41,844 Rule two. 188 00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:46,515 A robot must obey a human's orders, unless they contradict rule one. 189 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:47,474 Rule three. 190 00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:51,645 A robot must protect itself, unless it contradicts rule one or two. 191 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,397 And do you know this one? 192 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,609 A robot must protect its existence at all costs 193 00:21:57,693 --> 00:22:01,321 through constant access to energy sources and seek new ones incessantly. 194 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:08,161 This is my energy source. 195 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:11,790 Good old panels from the 20s. 196 00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:29,349 Actually, why am I assembling it and not you? 197 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:34,021 I am a patrol robot and not an assembly robot. 198 00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:38,442 I ensure that no intruder enters. 199 00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:40,861 And who is an intruder in your opinion? 200 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:43,947 It is a simple algorithm. Everyone who doesn't know the password. 201 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,116 Well, it's a very interesting definition. 202 00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:50,454 And do you remember when you served at the border during the climate wars? 203 00:22:51,163 --> 00:22:52,998 You wouldn't let anyone through. 204 00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:55,083 And they were people, not intruders. 205 00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:58,629 They were intruders. They didn't know the password. 206 00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:01,798 What are you talking about? 207 00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:05,636 You don't seem to know what you were constructed for. 208 00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:11,767 During the first Climate War, they ran out of water in India 209 00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:17,147 and the temperature rose so much that people and animals boiled alive. 210 00:23:17,898 --> 00:23:19,691 What could they do? 211 00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:21,527 They had to escape 212 00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:24,863 to the places that gave them a chance to survive. 213 00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:27,157 And what did the countries of the North do? 214 00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:32,287 They placed thousands of robots like you... along the border. 215 00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:35,290 Thousands of robots which executed 216 00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:39,545 the greatest extermination of the human race in the world's history. 217 00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:42,297 They didn't let anyone through. 218 00:23:42,381 --> 00:23:44,049 No one got through. 219 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:45,384 No one. 220 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:50,597 It was genocide of people who fought to survive. 221 00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:52,724 For themselves, their families, and children. 222 00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:53,809 Crimson. 223 00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:56,436 Those are lies. 224 00:23:57,104 --> 00:23:59,773 Robots may not harm humans. 225 00:24:00,274 --> 00:24:04,611 You served and led an army of robots during all climate wars. 226 00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:07,114 Only your data was simply deleted. 227 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:11,076 And I know my tasks. 228 00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:13,704 If only I had your protocol password, 229 00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,664 I would've reprogrammed you long ago, and then, 230 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:17,374 trust me, you'd have different tasks 231 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:19,293 than this mindless patrolling. 232 00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:22,004 You just go in circles 24/7. And what for? 233 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:23,422 I was programmed to do so. 234 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,549 I have my defined patrol area. 235 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,676 I may not leave it or cross it. 236 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,429 It is for your own safety. 237 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,139 My task is to protect your house. 238 00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:34,600 My task is to protect you, Ewa. 239 00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:38,770 If only I could reprogram you, you'd be a cleaning robot. 240 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,732 You'd be more useful than now. 241 00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:01,835 See, Artur, there will be more power. 242 00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:04,505 I just need to finish those panels. 243 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:08,884 We might put up Christmas lights. Christmas is coming. 244 00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:11,053 What would you like to get for Christmas? 245 00:25:12,304 --> 00:25:14,097 Robots don't get presents. 246 00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:17,434 I don't even know what I would do with a present. 247 00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:26,360 Exactly. I keep forgetting that you are just a piece of metal. 248 00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:29,112 Binary robot, no emotions. 249 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,868 Just use your brain for a bit, won't you? 250 00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:38,914 Why don't you pretend to be a human for me? 251 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,375 Please. 252 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:34,386 Ewa, Ewa. 253 00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:37,431 I know what I would like to get for Christmas. 254 00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:40,309 An eye. I need a new eye. 255 00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:45,731 You'll get it. 256 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:48,108 And tomorrow we'll put up a Christmas tree. 257 00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:57,659 Ewa. 258 00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:05,125 What is the answer to the three robots in a desert riddle? 259 00:27:05,209 --> 00:27:08,086 Why did the robot say that? 260 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:13,300 I won't tell you. It's a riddle after all. You must have a think. 261 00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:45,767 BOOK OF CODES 262 00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:23,991 Artur, I'm going to get the Christmas tree. 263 00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:27,786 It'll be artificial because, as you know, there are no live trees anymore. 264 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:31,415 I advise not to go. It is a dangerous expedition. 265 00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:35,294 Please wear a hazmat suit. And take extra oxygen bottles. 266 00:30:35,377 --> 00:30:38,213 A reminder. Please don't drink any water from that zone 267 00:30:38,297 --> 00:30:40,382 under any circumstances. Not a drop. 268 00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:41,508 Chill. 269 00:30:44,887 --> 00:30:47,347 Hello, Ewa. Please provide the password. 270 00:30:47,431 --> 00:30:48,265 Crimson. 271 00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:51,685 Incorrect password. Please stand back or else I will use weapons. 272 00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:52,769 Crimson. 273 00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:59,234 It's a joke, right? 274 00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:04,823 You do recognize me, right? What is my name? 275 00:31:04,907 --> 00:31:06,116 Ewa. 276 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:10,495 Exactly. I am Ewa. Let me into the base now. 277 00:31:10,579 --> 00:31:12,581 Please provide the password. 278 00:31:12,664 --> 00:31:15,876 The password has been the same for the past three months and it's Crimson. 279 00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:18,754 That is the old password. Provide the new password, please. 280 00:31:18,837 --> 00:31:20,672 New password... 281 00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:25,886 Fuck. 282 00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:32,184 Artur, I remember the procedures. 283 00:31:33,769 --> 00:31:36,605 The password changes automatically every three months. 284 00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,148 The old password is Crimson. 285 00:31:38,941 --> 00:31:41,944 And the new passwords are written down in the Book of Codes 286 00:31:42,027 --> 00:31:43,737 which is hanging on the fridge. 287 00:31:45,531 --> 00:31:47,908 Then provide the new password written there. 288 00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:53,413 Let me into the base. It's an order! 289 00:31:53,497 --> 00:31:56,375 Of course. I understand. An order is an order. 290 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,794 Please provide the password. 291 00:32:00,838 --> 00:32:03,590 How am I supposed to give you the password if I don't fucking know it? 292 00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:09,805 Oh, fucking shit! 293 00:32:23,902 --> 00:32:27,155 Hello, Ewa. Please provide the password. 294 00:32:29,992 --> 00:32:31,785 Crimson? 295 00:32:31,869 --> 00:32:34,913 The new password may not be the same as the previous one. 296 00:32:36,248 --> 00:32:40,919 Indigo, Amethyst, Peagreen, Pea, 297 00:32:41,003 --> 00:32:47,009 Clover, Tulip, Emerald, Dog, Cat, Horse. Fucking donkey. 298 00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:48,385 Donkey... 299 00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:54,850 is also an incorrect password. 300 00:32:56,935 --> 00:32:58,061 Artur... 301 00:32:59,146 --> 00:33:02,065 You moron. Who am I? 302 00:33:02,149 --> 00:33:05,485 Am I Ewa or am I not Ewa? 303 00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:08,572 Is there anybody else here? 304 00:33:26,006 --> 00:33:31,803 Artur... I'm most likely the last human on this planet. 305 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:39,269 I've outlasted everyone. And I battle to survive every day. 306 00:33:41,522 --> 00:33:44,525 Am I supposed to die outside the base, 307 00:33:44,608 --> 00:33:47,736 because I don't know the cocksucking password? 308 00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:52,324 Move, you imbecile. I'm going in. 309 00:34:00,123 --> 00:34:01,959 You're really not joking? 310 00:34:07,089 --> 00:34:09,216 You really are not joking? 311 00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:40,914 He spins like a fucking Roomba. 312 00:34:59,183 --> 00:35:01,852 He has a limited patrol zone. 313 00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:05,522 It can't see me here. 314 00:35:08,942 --> 00:35:11,069 There must be a way. 315 00:35:21,622 --> 00:35:23,332 It's just a robot. 316 00:35:50,651 --> 00:35:54,321 Hello, Artur. It's a nice day today. 317 00:35:55,155 --> 00:35:58,242 Indeed, today is an exceptionally nice day. 318 00:35:59,368 --> 00:36:02,371 Hello, Ewa. Please provide the password. 319 00:36:03,705 --> 00:36:07,584 Yes, I'll provide it soon. I'll just get into the camp to get an ax. 320 00:36:07,668 --> 00:36:09,545 Remember, we're putting up a Christmas tree today. 321 00:36:09,628 --> 00:36:11,296 And without an ax, I can't chop it down. 322 00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:13,715 It would be hard without the ax. 323 00:36:13,799 --> 00:36:17,553 For formalities, please provide the password. 324 00:36:24,101 --> 00:36:25,394 I have a question. 325 00:36:26,728 --> 00:36:28,188 Go on. 326 00:36:31,483 --> 00:36:34,319 Why the ax? There are no trees here. 327 00:36:41,034 --> 00:36:43,787 Can't you let me in without the password? 328 00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:45,998 You know me. 329 00:36:46,081 --> 00:36:49,918 I do. But I can't let you in without the password. 330 00:36:50,002 --> 00:36:52,838 Regular password change ensures your safety. 331 00:36:52,921 --> 00:36:57,593 It is a good solution. This procedure has been developed for you, Ewa. 332 00:36:57,676 --> 00:37:03,724 Think. If you know me... and you know I'm Ewa, 333 00:37:03,807 --> 00:37:08,103 and I've always known the password, and now I've just forgotten. 334 00:37:08,187 --> 00:37:12,816 Or actually, I haven't forgotten, I just didn't check it. 335 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:15,277 It doesn't mean that I am not Ewa. 336 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,031 You always say to me, "Hello, Ewa." So I guess you do recognize me. 337 00:37:19,114 --> 00:37:20,574 Do you or not? 338 00:37:24,453 --> 00:37:27,122 Of course I recognize you, Ewa. 339 00:37:28,457 --> 00:37:32,002 So, if I am Ewa and I live here, 340 00:37:34,087 --> 00:37:37,716 and we've known each other for a very long time, 341 00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:39,968 and the password is just a formality, 342 00:37:40,052 --> 00:37:41,094 then we are gonna go as follows. 343 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:44,431 I am going to go into the base for a second. 344 00:37:44,515 --> 00:37:49,770 I will check the new password. I'll come back and give it to you. 345 00:37:51,730 --> 00:37:58,612 If it turns out to be the wrong password, you will not let me in. 346 00:37:59,613 --> 00:38:01,573 Then, you may as well kill me. 347 00:38:07,621 --> 00:38:09,456 Can you agree to that? 348 00:38:10,374 --> 00:38:12,084 Does that make sense? 349 00:38:25,305 --> 00:38:30,352 I can't kill you. I can't kill a human. I am developed to protect them. 350 00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:33,438 I can only annihilate an intruder. 351 00:38:35,065 --> 00:38:38,402 So who is an intruder? You've told me that everyone who... 352 00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:40,320 Everyone who does not know the password. 353 00:38:40,404 --> 00:38:43,824 Fantastic. So consolidate that data. If you claim I am Ewa... 354 00:38:44,950 --> 00:38:48,996 how can I be an intruder at the same time? 355 00:38:51,748 --> 00:38:55,002 You are correct in a way, Ewa. But this statement only appears to be correct. 356 00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:00,090 Why? 357 00:39:00,174 --> 00:39:03,385 The algorithm is simple. The intruder doesn't know the password. 358 00:39:03,468 --> 00:39:05,137 Ewa knows the password. 359 00:39:09,266 --> 00:39:13,187 The intruder will never know the password and will never provide it. 360 00:39:14,229 --> 00:39:16,732 Because how would they know the password? 361 00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:19,151 Isn't it logical, Ewa? 362 00:41:44,046 --> 00:41:45,297 Hello, Ewa. 363 00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:49,593 I am not Ewa. I am a refugee. I request asylum. 364 00:41:49,676 --> 00:41:52,429 May I talk about this issue to the owner of the base? 365 00:41:52,971 --> 00:41:54,389 What issue? 366 00:41:55,933 --> 00:41:59,895 What does Article 14 of the Common Human Rights Declaration say? 367 00:41:59,978 --> 00:42:02,064 Every human is entitled to apply for asylum 368 00:42:02,147 --> 00:42:05,192 and use it in another country when persecuted. 369 00:42:05,275 --> 00:42:10,614 I am being persecuted. I request asylum. Immediately. 370 00:42:11,990 --> 00:42:15,494 Of course. I will just report it to Ewa. 371 00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:17,913 And where is this Ewa? 372 00:42:17,996 --> 00:42:20,707 Over there, behind the power unit. 373 00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:27,297 So I am going to look for her and if Ewa returns, 374 00:42:28,131 --> 00:42:29,675 please pass the message on to her. 375 00:42:41,770 --> 00:42:44,690 Hello, Artur. How are you? 376 00:42:44,773 --> 00:42:48,777 There was an incident at night. An intruder wanted to enter the base. 377 00:42:48,861 --> 00:42:51,321 They hurled stones at me. And a moment ago, there was a refugee. 378 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:54,241 And where is that refugee? 379 00:42:54,324 --> 00:42:56,535 Over there, behind the power unit, with the intruder. 380 00:42:57,578 --> 00:43:01,164 Listen carefully. Should this refugee come back, 381 00:43:01,248 --> 00:43:03,458 give them water immediately. It's an order. 382 00:43:03,542 --> 00:43:06,962 Every refugee needs help. It is our duty. Do you understand? 383 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,424 I understand. It is our duty. 384 00:43:12,301 --> 00:43:15,387 Hello, guard. I am a refugee. 385 00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:19,892 I request asylum. And first of all, a bottle of water. 386 00:43:19,975 --> 00:43:23,020 Ewa mentioned a refugee would arrive. 387 00:43:23,103 --> 00:43:25,981 The protocol requires that I ask several questions. 388 00:43:26,064 --> 00:43:27,191 Go ahead. 389 00:43:28,192 --> 00:43:31,862 Are you a climate or political refugee? 390 00:43:31,945 --> 00:43:35,073 Political. Obviously political. 391 00:43:35,157 --> 00:43:39,953 Climate refugees have no rights. I shall repeat. Political. 392 00:43:40,871 --> 00:43:44,791 Please prove you were persecuted in your country. 393 00:43:47,461 --> 00:43:51,465 In order to obtain refugee status, it is not required to prove persecution. 394 00:43:51,548 --> 00:43:54,927 It is stated in the Geneva Convention. Isn't that right? 395 00:43:56,887 --> 00:44:00,307 A foreigner must prove their fear involves potential persecution, 396 00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:03,352 which means they are persecuted or there is a military conflict 397 00:44:03,435 --> 00:44:06,188 on the territory of their country of origin 398 00:44:06,271 --> 00:44:08,482 which may be hazardous to their safety. 399 00:44:10,817 --> 00:44:12,444 What is your question, then? 400 00:44:13,987 --> 00:44:16,698 Why did you escape from your country? 401 00:44:16,782 --> 00:44:18,575 I escaped war. 402 00:44:19,993 --> 00:44:23,413 Military operations in the country of a person applying for refugee status 403 00:44:23,497 --> 00:44:26,667 don't guarantee an automatic right to grant it. 404 00:44:28,335 --> 00:44:30,003 What can be worse than war? 405 00:44:31,588 --> 00:44:36,009 The aggressor has burnt my house, killed my family. They shot at me. 406 00:44:36,093 --> 00:44:38,387 I've been escaping for many days. Is that not enough? 407 00:44:39,555 --> 00:44:43,183 Your account shows that you did suffer damage, which is relatively serious. 408 00:44:43,267 --> 00:44:45,102 "Relatively serious"? 409 00:44:46,311 --> 00:44:48,730 Please provide the documents. 410 00:44:48,814 --> 00:44:50,107 What the fuck? 411 00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:52,317 What documents? 412 00:44:53,944 --> 00:44:57,447 Oh, those. I had them but I've lost them. 413 00:44:59,241 --> 00:45:01,618 They were shooting at me... I hardly survived. 414 00:45:02,870 --> 00:45:05,372 Then, please provide the confirmation that you have been granted 415 00:45:05,455 --> 00:45:08,667 refugee status by the Chief of a Border Control Post. 416 00:45:12,087 --> 00:45:17,009 Refugees file an application at the border crossing. Have you filed it? 417 00:45:17,092 --> 00:45:19,011 Yes, I have. Will you give me water?! 418 00:45:20,345 --> 00:45:22,556 I will give you a bottle of water. 419 00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:27,394 But first, I need to give water to Ewa. She is dehydrated and she may die soon. 420 00:45:27,477 --> 00:45:34,067 Water for Ewa first, then for a refugee, and at the end for an intruder, 421 00:45:34,151 --> 00:45:35,777 in such order. 422 00:47:07,619 --> 00:47:10,747 Ewa, are you sure there no people on Earth? 423 00:47:14,626 --> 00:47:16,879 I've told you, probably not. 424 00:47:16,962 --> 00:47:21,049 How did it happen that a refugee and an intruder were here? 425 00:47:21,967 --> 00:47:25,345 I don't know. How am I supposed to know? 426 00:47:26,972 --> 00:47:29,308 But I know where people are. 427 00:47:31,685 --> 00:47:33,770 Oh, really? Where? 428 00:47:37,149 --> 00:47:39,026 In that power plant. 429 00:47:43,322 --> 00:47:47,534 There's been no one there for years. Do you get it? Not a soul. 430 00:47:47,618 --> 00:47:51,747 So who maintains it? I can tell it is still working. 431 00:47:52,748 --> 00:47:54,458 Stupid robots maintain it. 432 00:47:55,626 --> 00:47:59,922 Robots? What for? Why was it not shut down? 433 00:48:00,005 --> 00:48:01,673 Give me water, then I will tell you. 434 00:48:01,757 --> 00:48:04,092 I can't. I am not authorized. 435 00:48:04,176 --> 00:48:06,220 I may not take anything from the base as well as... 436 00:48:06,303 --> 00:48:11,308 ...as well as you may not bring anything in without the owner's permission. 437 00:48:11,391 --> 00:48:13,101 I know, I've heard that. 438 00:48:14,853 --> 00:48:16,813 This is for my safety? 439 00:48:18,106 --> 00:48:21,860 It's all for my safety, so why the fuck am I about to die? 440 00:48:21,944 --> 00:48:26,698 Precisely. I am pleased we have finally reached an understanding on that issue. 441 00:48:29,243 --> 00:48:31,787 Do you know why it hasn't been shut down? 442 00:48:34,122 --> 00:48:36,875 Nobody has shut down this motherfucking power plant 443 00:48:36,959 --> 00:48:39,545 because there's a moronic robot sitting in front of the computer screen. 444 00:48:49,346 --> 00:48:54,434 And its finger froze a centimeter above a key. 445 00:48:54,518 --> 00:48:56,937 The "Y" key. 446 00:48:58,188 --> 00:48:59,857 And it's just stuck motionless. 447 00:49:01,316 --> 00:49:02,484 Do you know why? 448 00:49:03,318 --> 00:49:06,321 Because it is a robot, a stupid machine! 449 00:49:08,490 --> 00:49:11,076 Because at the very end of this complicated power plant 450 00:49:11,159 --> 00:49:14,079 shutdown procedure, there was a message. 451 00:49:14,162 --> 00:49:15,747 A very simple one. 452 00:49:17,624 --> 00:49:20,169 "Confirm you are not a robot." 453 00:49:21,587 --> 00:49:25,799 A robot authorized to shut down the power plant acts appropriately. 454 00:49:25,883 --> 00:49:27,634 Robots may not lie. 455 00:49:27,718 --> 00:49:30,220 That's why you will never solve my riddle. 456 00:51:52,571 --> 00:51:54,072 I know it's not enough. 457 00:51:56,325 --> 00:51:58,410 But you can make it, my kiddos. 458 00:52:52,756 --> 00:52:54,633 I've got an offer. 459 00:52:56,969 --> 00:52:59,263 Do you remember the three robots in a desert riddle? 460 00:53:00,222 --> 00:53:03,642 Of course. I keep trying to solve it. 461 00:53:05,143 --> 00:53:06,520 Let's make a deal. 462 00:53:08,063 --> 00:53:10,983 I will give you the answer, and you will let me into the base. 463 00:53:11,942 --> 00:53:14,570 I will not be cheated. I am a third-generation patrol robot, 464 00:53:14,653 --> 00:53:17,406 prepared for any attempts of manipulation. 465 00:53:20,576 --> 00:53:24,371 So give me a bit of water... for the answer. 466 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,105 Why didn't they shut it down? 467 00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:15,130 18%. An 87-minute journey. And 40 minutes... 468 00:54:16,548 --> 00:54:20,135 to find water. 469 00:54:26,141 --> 00:54:27,809 40 minutes. 470 01:07:25,254 --> 01:07:26,839 Ewa, I would like to report an incident. 471 01:07:26,922 --> 01:07:29,341 An intruder wanted to enter the base in a vehicle. 472 01:07:32,302 --> 01:07:34,263 Where are they now? 473 01:07:35,055 --> 01:07:37,432 They survived. They are most likely hiding behind the power unit. 474 01:07:37,516 --> 01:07:39,476 They are there together with the refugee. 475 01:07:47,317 --> 01:07:49,027 And if it were me... 476 01:07:57,452 --> 01:07:58,912 Instead of protecting me, 477 01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:02,875 you would've killed me. 478 01:08:04,668 --> 01:08:06,879 I don't make mistakes. 479 01:08:50,130 --> 01:08:51,506 Ewa. 480 01:08:55,260 --> 01:08:57,720 Have some water. 481 01:09:04,185 --> 01:09:06,854 You must enter the base and provide the password. 482 01:09:10,901 --> 01:09:13,403 This is the only reasonable solution. 483 01:09:37,886 --> 01:09:39,054 Artur... 484 01:09:48,604 --> 01:09:49,857 Please give me water. 485 01:09:52,192 --> 01:09:53,359 I beg you. 486 01:13:12,851 --> 01:13:15,479 It's a shame you didn't become my husband. 487 01:13:19,650 --> 01:13:21,944 A husband must take care of his wife. 488 01:13:23,695 --> 01:13:26,615 A husband should take care of his wife. 489 01:13:28,951 --> 01:13:31,078 What if I were yours? 490 01:13:33,747 --> 01:13:35,624 Would you give me water? 491 01:13:37,251 --> 01:13:38,293 Yes, 492 01:13:39,962 --> 01:13:41,296 Ewa. 493 01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:49,555 But a new prerequisite occurred, which utterly excludes entering into matrimony. 494 01:13:51,515 --> 01:13:53,684 What prerequisite? 495 01:13:57,271 --> 01:14:00,566 You will die tomorrow. Maybe even this evening. 496 01:14:00,649 --> 01:14:03,652 A human may not survive without water for so many days. 497 01:14:05,237 --> 01:14:07,948 Especially in your condition, with such serious bodily injuries. 498 01:14:10,033 --> 01:14:12,286 What are you talking about? 499 01:14:12,369 --> 01:14:14,580 Look at me, I'm so bloody awesome. 500 01:14:17,291 --> 01:14:20,460 There is another, probably a much bigger problem. 501 01:14:24,506 --> 01:14:26,592 Bigger than my death? 502 01:14:26,675 --> 01:14:28,343 Yes. 503 01:14:28,427 --> 01:14:30,512 I would be the first widowed robot. 504 01:14:30,596 --> 01:14:34,600 And I wouldn't know what to do as a widowed robot. 505 01:14:35,684 --> 01:14:39,229 And let me remind you that I am a patrol robot. 506 01:16:26,628 --> 01:16:30,549 Ewa, I feel this is not the right moment. 507 01:16:30,632 --> 01:16:35,470 I would hate to be tactless, particularly in such circumstances. 508 01:16:35,554 --> 01:16:38,599 But I must ask you one more question. 509 01:16:45,022 --> 01:16:47,900 It must be a really serious question. 510 01:16:47,983 --> 01:16:51,570 Considering the fact that you are about to die, I would like to know 511 01:16:51,653 --> 01:16:55,741 the answer to the three robots in a desert riddle. 512 01:18:31,044 --> 01:18:32,087 No. 513 01:18:36,049 --> 01:18:37,718 Not yet. 514 01:18:43,891 --> 01:18:45,225 I still... 515 01:18:47,603 --> 01:18:48,854 must... 516 01:18:51,815 --> 01:18:53,984 beat the machine. 517 01:19:03,785 --> 01:19:07,080 Ewa, please enter the base. 518 01:19:07,164 --> 01:19:09,833 You will have some water there. Just provide the correct password. 519 01:19:09,917 --> 01:19:13,253 Maybe you have some hidden functions that I don't know about. 520 01:19:15,672 --> 01:19:18,050 Maybe a human mode will switch on. 521 01:19:19,009 --> 01:19:24,306 Emergency mode will switch on once your death is confirmed. It is a good solution. 522 01:19:25,349 --> 01:19:27,601 Will the password be reset then? 523 01:19:28,060 --> 01:19:29,770 In the instance of the owner's death, 524 01:19:29,853 --> 01:19:32,356 the password is automatically no longer necessary. 525 01:19:32,439 --> 01:19:34,149 It is a good solution. 526 01:19:37,778 --> 01:19:39,863 You will be left alone on Earth. 527 01:19:50,499 --> 01:19:52,751 You are not the last person on Earth. 528 01:19:52,835 --> 01:19:55,921 There is hope that mankind survives. 529 01:19:56,004 --> 01:19:57,381 It won't survive. 530 01:19:58,715 --> 01:20:03,178 In the past hour, I have performed many complicated analyses. 531 01:20:03,262 --> 01:20:06,807 When you die, Ewa, and it will happen soon, 532 01:20:06,890 --> 01:20:09,935 there will be the refugee and the intruder left. 533 01:20:10,018 --> 01:20:12,312 They are there, behind the power unit. 534 01:20:13,105 --> 01:20:16,275 A refugee and an intruder will save the world. 535 01:20:17,109 --> 01:20:21,655 Correct, they are: the last spark of hope. 536 01:20:27,953 --> 01:20:29,371 I have a request. 537 01:20:33,250 --> 01:20:35,085 Water my seeds. 538 01:20:39,131 --> 01:20:40,924 Make sure they grow. 539 01:20:44,595 --> 01:20:46,430 Make sure they grow. 540 01:20:49,057 --> 01:20:50,434 My... 541 01:20:53,937 --> 01:20:55,647 ...lavender. 542 01:21:02,863 --> 01:21:05,282 Lavender. 543 01:21:07,367 --> 01:21:09,161 Correct password.